Good morning team managers, week 5 starts today. I’m gonna start sending a weekly summary like this on Thursdays.
🅿️ower Rankings
1. Deshaun’s Happy Endings (4-0)
With an unblemished record and the most points for, this is a no-brainer. With a Chubb/Henry tandem at RB, my team has been ripping apart booty cheeks.
2. Lights, Camera, Jackson (4-0)
In a close second, Christian’s team has a top 6 skill player in each position. JJettas has been inconsistent, but if he is able to put up 20pts weekly, this team will be in title contention.
3. ElJefe2198 (2-2)
Even though he only boasts a .500 record, Bryan’s team is quite stacked from top to bottom at all positions. Coming off a 160 pt week, BC is trending up.
4. Shaffy’s Shooters (2-2)
Shaffman’s team has three top tier or solid WR1s, and a very suspect backfield. If Najee Harris wakes up, this team can be a problem.
5. I Cum Swiftly (2-2)
With his namesake RB dealing with injury, Ross’s squad has been struggling to put up points with a depleted RB room (shout-out James Conner 🙏🏻). With Derek Carr’s banishment to free agency, let’s see if T-Law can help plug the holes in this team.
6. Trummieee (2-2)
Javi’s team is a very top-heavy lineup. With top tier RB1/WR2 and very suspect RB2/Flex, this team is a boom or bust every week, no in-between.
7. 2 Girls 1 Kupp (1-3)
Coming off a very strong week, defending champ Martin’s squad was able to score all around, while having an injured Kamara in the starting lineup. This team is on the rise.
8. The Abbolievers (1-3)
The Abbolievers are being carried by 🐆 and CMC, plain and simple. With Kirk Cousins at QB, this team is bound for mediocrity. Watch out for returning juicer DHop who may boost this team a few spots up.
9. ATL Boof Burners (1-3)
After a questionable draft mixed with preseason trade moves, this squad is missing talent all around and struggling to put up points to keep up with the 571 (‼️) points against him. A few trades may need to occur to spice things up.
10. Israeli Habibis (1-3)
With Jonathan Taylor off to a rough start, Simon’s team has not been able to score, putting up only 110 points up on average per week. With Elliott splitting carries, the RB room may need retooling.
🚨 UPSET OF THE WEEK 🚨
ATL BOOF BURNERS vs LIGHTS, CAMERA, JACKSON
With Cook, Godwin, and Kelce all playing very bad defenses this week, I expect them to go ballistic. Look out for Jason’s squad in the top scorer race this week.
🔒 WEEKLY LOCK 🔒
Jason ML (+180)
TRUMMIEEE O127.5 (-110)
$100 to win $435 (+435)
I’m willing to bookie this bet at $20 maximum, first come first serve.
Good luck this week ladies.
